did my step grandma make up the rules here?

Seriously.

We’re making something again.

I’m trying to get some insurance so when someone accidentally loses an arm, we’re covered.

This is what I’m dealing with:


and then I was like…


and then they were all like…


so I was all like…


and then I had 87 different agents calling to see if I was interested in insuring my ass.

they win.

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